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|Saturday, March 27th, 2010|
Compare and Contrast
DOOCY: So, are you ready to join the tea party people?
JACKSON: I am the tea party people. We're beginners at this political activism and it's all new to us and it's kind of cute 'cause we're shy, we hold up our signs like this, you know, despite what they say about us, I have never done anything like this, but we have to because the president is a Communist.
Abe: Ehh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a
nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard?
There're sure a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Oh!
Look at that one.
[Homer turns into the driveway; everyone jumps out except Abe]
Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Demmycrat.
[Everyone rushes into the house]
Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? [honks horn
-- The challenge of aged parents, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
|Monday, March 22nd, 2010|
*inhales*The Bill passed!!!
That is all. Current Mood: excited
|Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010|
|Saturday, December 19th, 2009|
|Friday, October 16th, 2009|
Obama to Republicans:
It's nearly perfect in its brevity -- a small pithy phrase that has a lot of implications that come with it, and it can't be misinterpreted. You can complain about who made "the mess" all you want, but in the meantime, you can grab a mop and help clean it
while you complain. Or, if you don't WANT to help cleaning, and would rather stand on the sidelines, because you think such work is beneath you, we can see that clearly too. We, the voters, hired you, the lawmakers, to do your jobs well.
All that in three words. It doesn't need to question anyone's patriotism or suggest that your opponents are standing with the terrorists. It's effective.
|Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009|
|Monday, September 14th, 2009|
|Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009|
Get yer soshealist out of my fiyr departmantz
Wonder if any of these conservative tea-bagging town-hollers [i.e. these people
] want to protest America's SOCIALIST fire departments? I mean, why should YOU'RE taxpayer money go to put out the four-alarm fire at your neighbors house. Are they nostalgic for the days when a PRIVATIZED fire truck rolled up to a burning house, then just stood out there watching cause the owner didn't pay to have their emblem on their front-door. So what, their property value drops immeasurably more than what they'd be paying in taxes. This is the sort of healthcare system we have NOW, the system these idiots want to keep.
So, here's a website for THOSE PEOPLE
|Tuesday, August 18th, 2009|
How to deal with the pod-people.
Barney Frank, easily the sharpest tongue in Washington, shows how it's done when dealing with The Stupid at a town hall discussion.